... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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