I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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