ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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