They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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