Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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