i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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