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my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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