I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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