whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
