Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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