No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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