Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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