You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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