If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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