do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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