I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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