Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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