You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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