...so i touched it.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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