There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we're making bets on your personal life
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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