So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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