you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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