Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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