Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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