Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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