shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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