if i died would you start the facebook group?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
