Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Do you remember whose house we're in?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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