the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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