You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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