just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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