i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
