Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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