We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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