Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Also, beer. Big fan.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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