Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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