is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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