Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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