don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
