Whoa Z and x make the same sound
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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