I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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