I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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