I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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