Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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