im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
