What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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