just come out here and I will go home with you...
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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