Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Help. Why am I so naked?
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