She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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