just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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