"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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