I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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