So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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